PART 35: BILLIE

May 2021, Regional NSW

So I had a pretty hilarious situation happen at work the other day that I want to talk about. It was a fetish booking. I do quite a lot of fetish bookings. I'm really comfortable with them. I like exploring people's kinks. You know, I'm studying to be a paramedic, so I'm pretty comfortable with lots of bodily function things that happen.

So I work with this really amazing worker named Harley, very cool, amazing worker. She included me in on this booking with a person who she's been seeing for a little while. So she ran me through the process, told me what happens, told me that he tips really well. I won't try and condense the whole booking of what happened. But, you know, there's lots and lots of things that happened in this in this booking. You know, we have to wear specific clothes, we have to pee on him off and on. You know, lots of control things happen. Bit of role playing happened, we pee on him a lot, he pees on us. When he pees on us, we are wearing these little singlets, which, you know, he soaks them in his urine, and then he cuts the holes out, Regina George style. You know, cuts my nipple out of the shirt and cuts a little hole for my belly button. Lots of things happen.

So when he came into the booking, he had brought a big stack of cash and he goes, “I'm gonna leave this extra money on the side table”. So I was like, Fuck, yeah, great. I'm getting paid extra money for this. So I let a bunch of crazy shit happen. Everything that was within my boundaries and was consenting to, of course. But, you know, stuff that I want to be paid handsomely for. At one point during the booking, he pooed himself a little bit, so I got him to jump in the shower. And while he was in the shower, I just did a quick little sneaky count of his money. There was well over 1000 bucks there. I didn't take any of it, but just looked at it, counted it, and was like, great, we're getting such good money each. So we did a really, really fantastic job in this booking where we were really believable, really engaged, really fulfilling of the fetish.

Then afterwards, you know, after he cums and everything's over, he comes up to me and puts $200 in my hand and does the same to Harley. He goes, “This is for you. Thank you.” And Harley was like, “Usually you give me $250. Can you give us each an extra 50?” Then he started arcing up saying, “I'm on an old age pension, you can't just raise your price on me.” And I could tell Harley kind of withdrew because her blood was boiling. Like, you can't just negotiate after the service has been rendered. So I kind of stepped in and was like, “Mate, let me put in my two cents here. Harley can raise her price. I can raise my price, everything is negotiable here, if you are so concerned about the money, you should have discussed that beforehand, rather than bringing in a big wad of cash and then saying ‘This is for me to use next time’. You can't set up a precedence of what you're going to pay for something and then once the services have been done, change your mind.”

So I really tried to reiterate, if he had discussed this with us beforehand, his service would have been different. I kept saying, “Mate, like 200 is the cheapest place that you're gonna get this.” Like, no one else would do this kind of shit for that cheap. I mean, other people do, and that's fine, but I just really wanted to guilt him. I was like, “Mate, I've charged people a lot more for this kind of thing.” And it was kind of upsetting because I tried to, frankly, say to him, “I would do this stuff for a lot less but the fact that you are being so disrespectful right now, is making me really try and nail in on you.” If we had discussed this beforehand and if he said he needed somewhere safe to explore his fetishes and if he said he was on the age pension, I would have taken that into consideration and maybe had some empathy. But right now, I was like, Fuck you, man. Fuck you, you just pissed all over us. And now you're trying to piss in my bucket and tell me it's raining. I was really over it.

So he ended up giving us an extra $50 each, because we were both being really nice. I was being diplomatic and nice, whilst also really trying to like stake my claim in there. So he ends up leaving. You know, the booking was hard, lots of shit happened. And so, after he left, he came back with an extra $50 each. So he left for a few hours, I'd finished work, this was on Mother's Day, so I left straight after that booking. I went and had lunch with my mom, you know, pretending like I hadn't just been pissed on. Then by the time I came back that afternoon, he brought in an extra $50 for each of us. So I guess there's some hope in thinking that he'd like, you know, thought about it a little bit. Or maybe he called other places and asked them what they would charge for that kind of fetish booking. But yeah, you know, fuck client entitlement, fuck negotiating after a service has been served.